Sorry In Advance

0071 Inflation Station

Times are hard, and we're ready to point the finger. We try and figure out who's responsible for the crazy inflation and how we plan to combat it. Plus a little game at the end where the loser takes a shot.

0070 Foosball Is For The Devil

The guys are drafting a super team for different sporting categories. From uniforms to tailgating. Listen in and let us know who you think won!

0069 The Farm

Did you have a weird neighbor who thought their pet opossum was just the cutest? Maybe a crazy aunt who had a beady eyed rat as her plus one? This one's for you. 

0068 News on the 6’s and 9’s

Welcome to the wackiest episode of "Chaos & Coffee," where we dive headfirst into the wildest current events from June 2023! Buckle up and grab your life jackets as we explore the depths of the ocean with the Titanic submersible, dodge relentless Instagram product ads, and race through town in electric car chases!

Join your hosts, Jolly Jules and Hysterical Harry, as they navigate the curious world of underwater exploration. Hear the tale of Captain Daring Dave and his daring dive into the depths to find the lost remote control. Did he really discover a hidden civilization of mermaids or just a stash of forgotten pizza crusts? Tune in to find out!

Next up, we tackle the pervasive presence of Instagram product ads that seem to pop up every time you blink. Are they secretly spying on us or just trying to tempt us with a never-ending supply of self-stirring coffee mugs? We'll share our tips on how to outsmart those sneaky algorithms and avoid ending up with a closet full of banana slicers.

Finally, hold on tight as we race through the streets in the latest trend of electric car chases. Who needs the Fast and Furious when you can witness Granny Gertrude zooming past on her suped-up mobility scooter? Find out how local authorities are trying to keep up with the increasing demand for electric getaway vehicles and what happens when you accidentally mix up your self-driving car with the ice cream truck.

So grab your popcorn and prepare for a sidesplitting, rib-tickling adventure through the absurdities of June 2023. We promise you'll laugh until your coffee comes out of your nose (but please don't try that with your new self-stirring mug). It's a rollercoaster ride you won't want to miss on this hilarious episode of "Chaos & Coffee"!

Note: This podcast episode description is meant to be funny and fictional. It does not represent real current events in June 2023.

0067 This Is A Hold Up

We break down some unbelievable robberies and heists. Also discuss the greatest heist movies.

0066 Not my Job

This episode, we talk about some of our past jobs, some funny stories and what our dream jobs would be.

0065 Urban Dick

Some of the wildest definitions from the famous Urban Dictionary

0064 Poor Guy Didn’t See It Coming

If you're broke as hell, this is the episode for you. 

0063 Aged Like Gas Station Wine

Whether it's fair or not, it's hilarious to go back and look at news articles and things people said and judge them for what we know now. Here are some of the most shocking and a few that surprised us.  

0062 He-Man Woman Haters Club

One thing that isn't said enough is, Woman Really SUCK! Hear us talk about some of the worst of them!